My wife and I come to One and Two Halves one & two halfs oldbury,today 2-6-11 at 4pm my wife wanted to Treat me to A meal That was A nice thing to do, Shame we went there though as we went there befor and it was S--t then and still is. I Wish I said no I don't feel like being ill like the Last Time we went, I had cod and chips as I thought they can't getthat rong, What A fool I must be as I was vile, the Batter must have being in the fryer all day getting harder and harder, it was as if it was tarmac I need to see my Dentist asap I Think my gums have come loose never Mind my teeth, no one come to ask me if the food was ok as I Think they already Know What we would say, food tuck 30min to come to us even though the place was almost empty, staff don't seem as if they like the job the only thing That was good was when we was Walking out the door to come Home, I was going to speak to the chef but my wife knew I would get mad and get in A row With them so she said don't Bother lets go. If your Thinking of going there donT if you take your girl there for the first Time don't as she may dump you and Think you could have Gone some where better, I'm feeling ill now Thinking About the food, sorry the Rubish they give you. Go to Mcdonels she Will love you for ever and then you don't need to see your Dentist. Hope the place closes dowN soon.