Nooris was the first curry house I ate in in Brighton back in 1990 - it was fab. A long spell away and a terrible meal a few years later meant I stayed away until last night. Things haven't changed much - taseless food, served cold, by staff who clearly weren't interested in their job or their customers. The currys we had were all equally sweet (a Korma, a Dhansak and a Madras), tasted virtually the same, with the only real difference being the colour. The two side dishes (muutar Panner and Aloo Gooby) were equally tasteless. That, plus extra charge for rice (wtf!); chutney and poppadums charged extra for (not explained about and whipped away rather curtly before the meal had even finished), ensured that the meal wasn't worth the £30 per head we were charged (that includes a £4 a pint beer). When I asked whether the 10% service charged added to the bill went direct to the staff, the waiter clearly couldn't understand the question, making me wonder about whether he had the necessary language skills to be a waiter! I shan't be in a hurry to go back as its clear that its a restaurant trading on a rapidly tarnishing imaged.