In a word: disappointed. First, we were left feeling unwelcome as soon as we walked in the door because we asked to use one of the Groupon deals. After a brief theatrical performance, the host managed somehow to find us a table in his less than half full establishment.
Upon ordering, things went from bad to worse. We were asked to hurry up during ordering, so we weren't holding a table for others. My £5.80 appetizer consisted of ONE prawn, fried in overused oil, with no flavour whatsoever. My date's appetizer amounted to little more than spicy meat flavoured chewing gum.
Between both of our main dishes, I counted 5 pieces of meat, each one only the size of a forkful. Furthermore, the side dish of rice was pitifully small and devoid of flavour.
Not surprisingly, none of the staff asked our opinions or even if the meal was alright - no doubt due to their shame.
It should be noted that after living for six months in India, I can personally say that there was nothing about this dining experience that represents such a proud and vibrant country.