Let me tell you something about the donkey and the little baldy fat fella on the door. A charity fundraiser was taking place to support a local childrens hospice, yes thats right guys, dying children. 20pound was paid on the door, which was being manned by a little baldy fat fella, he seemed to fancy himself but i couldnt help notice his lack of confidence with the women, given away by his attemp to attract a mate by pumping his little flabby breasts out, needless to say his attemps failed, over and over again, surely by now he should be questioning his approach, the only thing he was questioning was the dirty beardy vagrant who claims to own the place the whereabout of their pills and cocaine, and yes there is a speaker on stage presently talking about sharing a story of a recent experience of caring for a little boy through to his dying day.
The baldy little fat man meanwhile had called his jobless mates from the local estates who were now congragated in the car park. then cooincidently upon the arrival of several of his jobless mates ,baldy little fat man musters a pair. what he chose to do however was accuse me of looking suspicious, and proceeded to perform what i only can guess was a medical assessment of my vision. and left me with the avice to leave it outside, whatever 'it'was. he then attacked my friend, attacked me and tried to romance the ladies in our party...what baldy little fat man doesnt understand though is, ladies dont like or respect bald little fat fellas and dirty beardy vagrants such as those pair of criminals at the donkey.