Im gonna be honest with ya, the grand hit "Ciao Ciao" really didnt live up to my expectations. I've been lookin for that one movie to really wet my whistle, but this wasnt it. Despite the producers saying multiple times they were going to cast Robirt De Niro, it just never saw the light of day. Not going to mention any spoilers, but the scene with the Lion and the Chair was simply out of this world. I came in to see my movie in our family favorites movie theatre "Big Chuckies Big Screens", but upon taking that first chomp of my delicious buttered, peppered, and watered popcorn, I tasted a sour but pungeant taste of wind. I sat down in my favorite red movie seat, soaked with salt and vinegar chip residue. I spread my legs, separating skin from bone. I took a huge handful of popcorn, unhinging my fingers in delight. I crunched into the first seed, my tooth shattered. I took one final swig of my fat soda and let the last bit run down my throat like a tree's sap runs down the my back. The last sugary drop rolled off my fat bottom lip and splashed on the ground. I yawned and my eyes stapled shut, I fell asleep throughout the motion picture. But because this is the only shining star moment I had where I almost came to tears, I really cant give this movie my full 5/5.