We stumbled across Secrets Covent Garden on our way home from a night out, but wished we hadn't bothered. We'd barely sat down before we were being rushed into ordering drinks by a bossy waitress. 3 vodkas and a soft drink later and my wallet was almost £40 lighter. I accept that drink prices are inflated to account for the entertainment and I wouldn't mind if the girls were something to look at but sadly at this club 90% of them are average at best. The few who were a pleasure to look at were inundated with requests for private lapdances, leaving the rest to scavenge desperately for some custom with their overly rehearsed chat up lines and pushy personas. Fair play the girls are making a living but they would do well to show a little refinement in the collection of cash.