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Secrets Hammersmith was the first Secrets location which opened in 1997. This strip club is the only Secrets club to have a raised stage with special seating.

Ranked #94 of 225 clubs in London
"Secrets Hammersmith, located in an affluent part of West London, provides a friendly and intimate atmosphere and is open from 8.00pm until 4.00am. - Continuous Stage Entertainment - Luxurious and intimate Champagne Lounges - 40 of the Most Beautiful Performers in London - Extensive Bar List - Snacks available throughout the night - Easily accessible from the West End - Free parking outside after 7pm - Great mix of music - Full Wheelchair access Come and enjoy a night with us if you are in a party mood or entertaining clients or just to enjoy our sexy performers who will dance fully nude just for you. Choose a table close to the stage or, for a little more exclusivity, select a table in one of our Champagne Lounges where you can enjoy the company of your chosen Performer who will dance Fully Nude for you. Our Champagne Lounges are also the perfect place to entertain your guests. Of course you will be surrounded by our sexy Performers, listen to great music and select your favourite drink from our extensive bar menu. Snacks are available at all times."

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Opening Hours
Opening Hours
MON

20:00 - 04:00

TUE

20:00 - 04:00

WED

20:00 - 04:00

THU

20:00 - 04:00

FRI

20:00 - 04:00

SAT

20:00 - 04:00

SUN

CLOSED

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By Arjun D.

Worst

Me and my friend been to bar just to have some drinks to chat even though I knew it's a strip club but I didn't wish to pay money to any of the girls .. So we were not expecting any girls any way. Suddenly a guy called us and bring us to washroom and said u both r smelling bad I have no idea what logic is that when considering the fact no girls were no near us at least 10 meter. They all care is money they do not want any one who not spend money on girls. I been to many strip clubs but this attitude don't know how they run the places ..


By Rupert C.

Horrible place, was a complete rip off, rude staff who definitely are up to a scam of ripping off the customers. £40 dances turning into £400 for nothing. Waste of money.


By J P.

When I visited Secrets in Hammersmith a while ago with some friends I got my pocket dipped by one of the dancers when she sat next to me when she pushed up against me and completely refused to go. An odd experience at the time and something I have never experienced in the decades I have frequented lap dancing bars from Londons first For Your Eyes Only at Park Royal. It even got to the point where I got up and went to look for security to ask for her to be removed................now that has to be a first!! Of course when I checked my pocket it became much clearer. I now believe the only girl I had a dance with was used as a spotter. The manageress claimed in proceeding conversations the week after that they fired the girl, she also claimed that they have no CCTV at the premises and she also stated that, at my request, she would return the door entry fee and from her own pocket if need be, that's all that I asked for, the rest I had written off! I received no promised door fee refund. I also refused an offer of returning to the club to be 'looked after' on a complimentary basis......why an earth would I want to return! I should have gone to the police straight away but being in business myself I made the mistake in thinking that I could find an amicable solution for a rogue individual dancer. In truth I just wanted to make sure it didn't happen to anyone else. In in my opinion I would say AVOID at all costs as I have suspicions that it runs through all layers. Definately don't take corporate clients if you are hoping to give them a good night out!


By P W.

Popped in here after an awful experience elsewhere. Never been to this Secrets, and will return. I had a great time. Nice atmosphere, nice girls. I will be back.


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Borderline illegal practices by all members of staff

The whole place is a scam....You think you are having a few forty quid dances which turns out to be all her friends adding dances to your bill. Never give them your card, that was my first mistake, then never sign anything... I thought I was just signing for drinks but after a couple of hours a 1600 bill for me and my friend....


By Simon G.

significant overcharging for dances is common - it's unbelievable how they continue to get away with this. avoid!


By Enrico G.

avoid avoid avoid 1 dance meant to be 40 and got charged 700, these guys are on the knock, shame I cant give it a worse rating


By Awful B.

Don't go - really poor dances at £20 or £40 both very average - then some real good promise k F action then ask for more even after you have paid hundreds _ avoid go to centr londn get a lot more for money Disgusted with the place - worst I've been to I. Central or west London Avoid like plague


By Dave J.

It's okay... The girls are good dancers on the poles (overly clothed) but, similar to another reviewer, of you like more curves (as I do) slightly disappointing. Remember the girls are there to make money, so if and when you turn them down for a £20 dance they're a bit surly. Entrance fee and dances aside I find £7 per bottled beer vertically expensive. In all probability, I'll go again, but the places in the States are better, and, even after you've paid the plane fare, probabmh cheaper. You can get hookers you know....


By Ruth R.

Just started working in the area and will defo be bringing more clients back here. I fell in love over and over again with there sexy young ladies. Finaly a classy table dancing club.


By Raja R.

its merely a waste pub ever seen in my life... total waste... so forcing to buy a drinks and the girls are above 30 years old... please don't enter by mistake also.........


By Susan P.

It's a shame I cant give this place a lower rating. Get ready to be ripped off to the tune of £300 upwards for a 20 minute dance if you're not careful. How much you spend has nothing to do with what you are going to get. Take my advice and just dont go.


By Thomas M.

Went there last night (My hotel is one the same street, so it was kind-of in the cards). Ended up spending quite a lot of money, around €1,500 - for three lap dances, two bottles of champagne (Moet) and a couple of hours socializing wioth three rather attractive, pleasent girls (two British (one black), one Czech). They did everything they could to make me feel comfortable, although they pretty much shanghai-ed me upon coming in. Didn't have the chance to really get a sense of the place and atmosphere. A lot of rather pretty girls there, but all of the very-slim-and-tall variety. I actually prefer the more bodacious kind, but it's a pole-dancing club, so....


By Mark H.

Huggit here . Hey I like this place so I pop in once a month. The girls are OK about 20 - 30 of them 60% are good looking 20% average and 20% acquired taste. The place is small but open plan with a few private seating areas so there is allot going on. Plus side - Two girl dances are pretty damn good , in-fact really,really really good . I definitely recommend them. The open plan venue creates a pretty good atmosphere. Female customers are quite common in secrets. Location is good -plenty of free street parking and Hammersmith is not far from the M4. My other recommendation is to avoid the VIP areas and spend the money more wisely by having private dances with lots of diff girls instead (2 at a time of course) Downside - stage show is not topless and not continuous could do with a few more home grown English girls. there have been a few complaints about overcharging but i have not experienced this in my many visits to this club


By Stephan T.

Went there around 11 on a Thursday night. The place was packed, which I thought was a good sign. Door security was polite, which I thought was another good sign. Sadly inside it's on the wrong side of sleazy, it wasn't dirty but certainly not really clean. The girls range from decent to 'shouldn't be working in a strip club', which was another big disappointment, even with my beer goggles on. We came with female company, she was ignored the whole time we were there. Talk about making her feel unwelcomed! Bar staff ranged from curt to rude. But what makes me give this place a one star only is that I paid for my friend 'lapdance', I was told a charge of 40 quid for 2 girls and ended up being charged 120... and he only had one girl for 3 minutes or so. As another reviewer commented, it turns out overcharging is common in that chain, so beware, beware, beware!


By Stephan T.

Went there around 11 on a Thursday night. The place was packed, which I thought was a good sign. Door security was polite, which I thought was another good sign. Sadly inside it's on the wrong side of sleazy, it wasn't dirty but certainly not really clean. The girls range from decent to 'shouldn't be working in a strip club', which was another big disappointment, even with my beer goggles on. We came with female company, she was ignored the whole time we were there. Talk about making her feel unwelcomed! Bar staff ranged from curt to rude. But what makes me give this place a one star only is that I paid for my friend 'lapdance', I was told a charge of 40 quid for 2 girls and ended up being charged 120... and he only had one girl for 3 minutes or so. As another reviewer commented, it turns out overcharging is common in that chain, so beware, beware, beware!


By Viv T.

We are very sorry that you that you have had reason to complain about your experience at Secrets Hammersmith. We would like to assure you that, whilst we have had very few complaints since opening in 1997, any complaints we do receive are taken very seriously and dealt with immediately so are baffled by your comments. You are more than welcome to contact our Head Office on 020 8564 7974 during normal office hours, the Venue Manager directly, during evening opening hours, on 020 8563 7974 (8:00 pm - 4:00 am) or email us at info@thesecretsgroup.com when we will be more than happpy to try and resolve any issues you have.

If you would like to visit our Hammersmith Venue, or any of Secrets' other venues, in Swiss Cottage, Holborn, Tower Bridge, Euston or Covent Garden, then do let us know when and we will be happy to offer you complimentary entry for yourself and a guest.From Secrets Marketing


By Carl L.

I quite enjoy it, been a few times. The security are full on if you get out of hand but that only to be expected. I always look out for deals on their website, it keeps the cost down. :)


By Nigel T.

Avoid like the plague!! Complaints ignored, overcharging common place. Never resond to email or telephone calls.


By Imogen S.

The original club in the chain of fully-nude lapdancing venues, Secrets Hammersmith has an intimate, welcoming feel.

The Venue
Secrets Hammersmith is a bit of a walk from Hammersmith tube, and it’s situated in what appears to be a quiet residential street. Once past the rope you enter a softly lit corridor with large enclosed seating areas on either side. The red velvet, roped off booths and large brightly-lit stage give the impression of a burlesque theatre. There are two small VIP lounges where you can enjoy a private dance for the minimum spend of a bottle of vintage Champagne.

The bar is situated around the back but it's strictly table service only. It's a fairly small venue but has a large stage with three poles and two front row banquettes right at its edge that afford fantastic views of the dancers. There is a private smoking area outside at the back, but this can only be accessed through the gents’ toilets!

The Atmosphere
The management at this flagship venue has worked hard to make the place welcoming, relaxing and friendly, resulting in a large proportion of the clientele being regulars. This is aided by the fact that it is a little off the beaten track as far as clubs go, meaning that people don’t tend to walk in off the street on the spur of the moment. The dancers are not pushy and are very friendly and laid back. Despite the fact that this is a fully nude club the experience is far from seedy and furtive.

The Music
The DJ plays a variety of chart hits from every decade - generally those that have good beats for the girls to dance to. Most people don’t come here for the music, but it is fun and upbeat and still contributes to the exciting atmosphere.

The Drink
The club has a range of spirits, Champagne, house and fine wines, bottled top-range beers, and alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails. Prices are also at the expensive end of the scale, so don't come expecting to drink plenty without draining your wallet. They also have a small range of bar snacks available.

The Last Word
Secrets Hammersmith is definitely the place to go for a personable welcome and a friendly charming experience whilst enjoying watching glamourous ladies dance exotically for your own pleasure.

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