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Secrets Hammersmith was the first Secrets location which opened in 1997. This strip club is the only Secrets club to have a raised stage with special seating.

Ranked #94 of 225 clubs in London
"Secrets Hammersmith, located in an affluent part of West London, provides a friendly and intimate atmosphere and is open from 8.00pm until 4.00am. - Continuous Stage Entertainment - Luxurious and intimate Champagne Lounges - 40 of the Most Beautiful Performers in London - Extensive Bar List - Snacks available throughout the night - Easily accessible from the West End - Free parking outside after 7pm - Great mix of music - Full Wheelchair access Come and enjoy a night with us if you are in a party mood or entertaining clients or just to enjoy our sexy performers who will dance fully nude just for you. Choose a table close to the stage or, for a little more exclusivity, select a table in one of our Champagne Lounges where you can enjoy the company of your chosen Performer who will dance Fully Nude for you. Our Champagne Lounges are also the perfect place to entertain your guests. Of course you will be surrounded by our sexy Performers, listen to great music and select your favourite drink from our extensive bar menu. Snacks are available at all times."

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Opening Hours
Opening Hours
MON

20:00 - 04:00

TUE

20:00 - 04:00

WED

20:00 - 04:00

THU

20:00 - 04:00

FRI

20:00 - 04:00

SAT

20:00 - 04:00

SUN

CLOSED

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By P W.

Popped in here after an awful experience elsewhere. Never been to this Secrets, and will return. I had a great time. Nice atmosphere, nice girls. I will be back.


By Dave J.

It's okay... The girls are good dancers on the poles (overly clothed) but, similar to another reviewer, of you like more curves (as I do) slightly disappointing. Remember the girls are there to make money, so if and when you turn them down for a £20 dance they're a bit surly. Entrance fee and dances aside I find £7 per bottled beer vertically expensive. In all probability, I'll go again, but the places in the States are better, and, even after you've paid the plane fare, probabmh cheaper. You can get hookers you know....


By Ruth R.

Just started working in the area and will defo be bringing more clients back here. I fell in love over and over again with there sexy young ladies. Finaly a classy table dancing club.


By Thomas M.

Went there last night (My hotel is one the same street, so it was kind-of in the cards). Ended up spending quite a lot of money, around €1,500 - for three lap dances, two bottles of champagne (Moet) and a couple of hours socializing wioth three rather attractive, pleasent girls (two British (one black), one Czech). They did everything they could to make me feel comfortable, although they pretty much shanghai-ed me upon coming in. Didn't have the chance to really get a sense of the place and atmosphere. A lot of rather pretty girls there, but all of the very-slim-and-tall variety. I actually prefer the more bodacious kind, but it's a pole-dancing club, so....


By Mark H.

Huggit here . Hey I like this place so I pop in once a month. The girls are OK about 20 - 30 of them 60% are good looking 20% average and 20% acquired taste. The place is small but open plan with a few private seating areas so there is allot going on. Plus side - Two girl dances are pretty damn good , in-fact really,really really good . I definitely recommend them. The open plan venue creates a pretty good atmosphere. Female customers are quite common in secrets. Location is good -plenty of free street parking and Hammersmith is not far from the M4. My other recommendation is to avoid the VIP areas and spend the money more wisely by having private dances with lots of diff girls instead (2 at a time of course) Downside - stage show is not topless and not continuous could do with a few more home grown English girls. there have been a few complaints about overcharging but i have not experienced this in my many visits to this club


By Carl L.

I quite enjoy it, been a few times. The security are full on if you get out of hand but that only to be expected. I always look out for deals on their website, it keeps the cost down. :)


By Imogen S.

The original club in the chain of fully-nude lapdancing venues, Secrets Hammersmith has an intimate, welcoming feel.

The Venue
Secrets Hammersmith is a bit of a walk from Hammersmith tube, and it’s situated in what appears to be a quiet residential street. Once past the rope you enter a softly lit corridor with large enclosed seating areas on either side. The red velvet, roped off booths and large brightly-lit stage give the impression of a burlesque theatre. There are two small VIP lounges where you can enjoy a private dance for the minimum spend of a bottle of vintage Champagne.

The bar is situated around the back but it's strictly table service only. It's a fairly small venue but has a large stage with three poles and two front row banquettes right at its edge that afford fantastic views of the dancers. There is a private smoking area outside at the back, but this can only be accessed through the gents’ toilets!

The Atmosphere
The management at this flagship venue has worked hard to make the place welcoming, relaxing and friendly, resulting in a large proportion of the clientele being regulars. This is aided by the fact that it is a little off the beaten track as far as clubs go, meaning that people don’t tend to walk in off the street on the spur of the moment. The dancers are not pushy and are very friendly and laid back. Despite the fact that this is a fully nude club the experience is far from seedy and furtive.

The Music
The DJ plays a variety of chart hits from every decade - generally those that have good beats for the girls to dance to. Most people don’t come here for the music, but it is fun and upbeat and still contributes to the exciting atmosphere.

The Drink
The club has a range of spirits, Champagne, house and fine wines, bottled top-range beers, and alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails. Prices are also at the expensive end of the scale, so don't come expecting to drink plenty without draining your wallet. They also have a small range of bar snacks available.

The Last Word
Secrets Hammersmith is definitely the place to go for a personable welcome and a friendly charming experience whilst enjoying watching glamourous ladies dance exotically for your own pleasure.

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