The original club in the chain of fully-nude lapdancing venues, Secrets Hammersmith has an intimate, welcoming feel.
Secrets Hammersmith is a bit of a walk from Hammersmith tube, and it’s situated in what appears to be a quiet residential street. Once past the rope you enter a softly lit corridor with large enclosed seating areas on either side. The red velvet, roped off booths and large brightly-lit stage give the impression of a burlesque theatre. There are two small VIP lounges where you can enjoy a private dance for the minimum spend of a bottle of vintage Champagne.
The bar is situated around the back but it's strictly table service only. It's a fairly small venue but has a large stage with three poles and two front row banquettes right at its edge that afford fantastic views of the dancers. There is a private smoking area outside at the back, but this can only be accessed through the gents’ toilets!
The management at this flagship venue has worked hard to make the place welcoming, relaxing and friendly, resulting in a large proportion of the clientele being regulars. This is aided by the fact that it is a little off the beaten track as far as clubs go, meaning that people don’t tend to walk in off the street on the spur of the moment. The dancers are not pushy and are very friendly and laid back. Despite the fact that this is a fully nude club the experience is far from seedy and furtive.
The DJ plays a variety of chart hits from every decade - generally those that have good beats for the girls to dance to. Most people don’t come here for the music, but it is fun and upbeat and still contributes to the exciting atmosphere.
The club has a range of spirits, Champagne, house and fine wines, bottled top-range beers, and alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails. Prices are also at the expensive end of the scale, so don't come expecting to drink plenty without draining your wallet. They also have a small range of bar snacks available.
The Last Word
Secrets Hammersmith is definitely the place to go for a personable welcome and a friendly charming experience whilst enjoying watching glamourous ladies dance exotically for your own pleasure.