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Secrets Holborn is a table dancing club known for having a 'boys club' atmosphere due to its location in the heart of London's business district.

Ranked #155 of 225 clubs in London
"Secrets Holborn is one of our larger Fully Nude Table Dancing venues. If you've had a hard day in the office and just want to wind down and relax in the company of Beautiful Performers then Secrets Holborn is, without question, the place for you. - 40 of the most Beautiful Performers in London of all nationalities - Extensive Drinks List with Vintage and Non - Vintage Champagnes - Delicious Snack Menu - Elegant plush American Style Champagne Lounge - Luxurious discreet VIP areas - Continuous Stage Entertainment - Customer Dance Floor Secrets Holborn is conveniently located on the edge of the City of -London (next to Chancery Lane Underground Station). After 7.00 pm parking is available on single yellow line outside the club or on High Holborn and there is free parking in the surrounding streets. Entry from 7:30pm: £20.00 Follow @secetsclubsldn for regular updates on drinks deals"

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Opening Hours
Opening Hours
MON

20:00 - 03:00

TUE

20:00 - 03:00

WED

20:00 - 03:00

THU

20:00 - 03:00

FRI

19:30 - 03:00

SAT

19:30 - 03:00

SUN

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By Dan K.

Beautiful girls, great prices

Had a brilliant time at Secrets Holborn when I visited the other week. Plenty of reasonably priced drinks to go around, and beautiful girls who were great at what they do.


By Paul S.

Went to have a gamble at this place on Tuesday 17th to see if i`d come out smiling.Well,after leaving from being 230 quid down for one hour you can safely say i was bait.But when walking in there the luscious white women were saying "hi"and just that which was great.I just went in there to look at the talent pole dancing tbh.Didn`t get much chance of seeing that as i ended up spending nearly all my cash on a black girl dancer,fit though.She wanted me in the champagne lounge with her,no chance.


By Dave T.

Went in Secrets Holborn the other week. Had an absolute blast. Girls were stunning, service was excellent. Drinks were a little highly priced but I guess you have to pay for a quality experience some how. They have a dance floor which the punters can use. Got to show the girls some of my moves. Makes a change from being told to sit down all the time like in other clubs. By far the best strip joint I've ever been to! Highly reccomended! Mr J


By Paul B.

One of five venues in the burgeoning chain of fully-nude lapdancing clubs, Secrets Holborn is a tiny venue that is bound to be a drain on the wallet with it's expensive drink prices.

The Venue
Just round the corner from Chancery Lane station, in the legal district of Grays Inn Road, stands an unassuming doorway, which from 7.30pm onwards is guarded by a couple of imposing bouncers. Venture inside, past the velvet rope and down the stairs, and you’ll find yourself treated to a world of burlesque. The decor is certainly attractive with a stage and single pole central to the action. However, just be aware that this club is extremely small in stature. There is a limo service that will ferry you from one venue to another, with Champagne to keep you entertained along the way.

The Atmosphere
If you're expecting supermodels, you'll be disappointed. That said, the girls here come from all walks of life and all corners of the globe, their most striking similarity being their tight frocks. On the pole they never remove their clothes, but their dances are exciting enough - their agility something to marvel at. If you wish to enjoy a personal dance they will lead you to the booths around the edge of the club, which are dimly lit and a bit more private. All the girls are approachable but they can and often do come across as pushy. Fittingly, the men (or women) have to make a little effort, too – the dress code is smart casual, and although you’ll get stag parties mingling with the city gents, they won’t be the football shirt wearing type; boisterous behaviour is monitored.

The Music
The girls dance to a backdrop of pop and RnB, but you probably won’t notice the music much!

The Drink
Undoubtedly the biggest drawback, the drinks will set you back a small fortune. You can expect to exclaim, "How much!" when handed a bill for £15 for two small bottles of beer, with an added 15% service charge plonked on top. Just don't expect much change from a £20. You'll also be 'helpfully' asked if you want another drink shortly after buying one, which can come across as pushy. Stella and Becks are the only options, with nothing on tap. If you want to justify high prices, however, there are vintage Champagnes on offer (where there is actually more choice – perhaps a reflection of their usual and desired clientele).

The Last Word
With expensive drinks and a tiny venue, Secrets Holborn unfortunately falls short of some of the bigger strip clubs in the area that it's in competition with.

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