Trying too hard to be cool, Sketch succeeds only in being completely uncool.
Most of the staff clearly mean well but just come across as weird and stressed out. Maybe they are.
Not so the two young chaps "working" in the tiny round cocktail bar!
More interested in chasing each other around, grabbing each others' bottoms and other "hilarious" behaviour, after necking a few shots they thought they were being clever by taking several different orders at a time only to mess them all up and forget some entirely.
Management take note: wasting your customers' time (especially when your prices are high but drinks quality not so) is terrible business.
Worst of all, however, the much discussed toilets: These white eggs, are (of course) thinly disguised portaloos.
Made of plastic, they don't flush properly, the doors don't lock and they stink.
Clearly this has excited a great many punters in the past, but if this sort of thing is your bag my advice would be to go to Glastonbury in the summer - you'll have more fun.