Without a doubt West London's best and most inconspicuous night club! Look for the bright yellow banners and neon lights nestled inbetween the Botanist and The Sloane Square Hotel, this is where the fun and madness is building, a million miles away from the serene facade of the Royal Borough.
My most recent visit was to celebrate my friends birthday and the level of service and attention we received was second to none. Tonteria is small, but that means there is always an amazing atmosphere, however we arrived quite late, and being a Saturday night, it was rammed. Luckily it was full of people simply having good time so the fact that it was crowded didn't matter. We were put on a wonderful table right in the middle of the dance floor and the middle of the action. I have been in the VIP section on previous occasions which sometimes can feel quite detached...if that's what you want, great, but generally I enjoy being more in the hub.
We ordered some of the impressive sharing drinks, our favourites being the multi coloured frozen Margahrita shots that went down too easily! The drinks were delivered by jaw dropping masked waiters with sparklers and special music that interrupted the mainstream tunes. On that note I must mention the music ... You have to dance to it! A perfect mix of top 40, r'n'b, hip hop and golden classics fill this electrifying cavern, you will always hear people at the end of the night saying, 'The music was just amazing!' certainly a key element that is rare to find at the moment, the head honchos clearly know which DJ's to call upon!
Overall if you want a fun night out, you will certainly not be disappointed. Tonteria is not for the faint hearted though, you need stamina but I defy anyone to not have the time of their life at this hedonistic hacienda !